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September 16, 2025 - 6:03 AM

His Easter Roadside Wish Was To Cruise On

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He drove down the road until he got to a police roadblock.

Busani presented his licence and wished himself good luck.

The Easter traveler reassured: I’ve no fears or reservations.

Of drinking and driving and other unruly road transgressions,

 he was suspected. The police explained that he couldn’t refuse

 a breathalyser without rational cause. A case not easy to diffuse.

You’re silly clowns! He thought. Still, he was taken for a blood test.

An over-limit and a woozy attempted bribe led to a warrant of arrest.

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