Crime, Criminals and a Troubled Humanity

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Since creation, Nigerians has never had it this bad according to history. I’m talking about the reality of terrible oddities in our lives. Strange acts wrought by people who seem ordinary from wretched homes hitherto threatened by poverty and malnutrition but unknowingly, sophisticated in theft of public wealth, wickedness and barbarism while in leadership.

Men rape their daughters. Public servants turned to crooks and thieves. Other ones and their sons take turns in raping minors who they put in family ways. Claimed religious leaders, rape physically challenged ladies in places of worship and flee. Boys go after girls’ under wears for money ritual. Human waste becomes edible in a money making ritual. Boys rape their grandmothers. Men sleep with minors in a bizarre assault on innocence. A man was found with a roasted human hand as if it was a trophy won in a sporting competition and several other cases of, trafficking in human parts.

What is happening to our world? Why do men and women commit these atrocities that make nonsense of our generation and claim to humanity?

Is it mental depravity? Or spiritual powers and Spiritual powers for what? Are such powers an end in themselves or a vehicle for some ends that are selfish and destructive? Why will a human being want to destroy others just for his personal interest, forgetting that the well-being of an individual becomes a Herculean task if the society is troubled in whatever way?

Why? Is it for money and fame? Young men murder their girl friends, dig graves in their bedrooms and bury the bodies. But the ghost of several murdered persons refused to rest in peace until the law hit those killers. Those in traditional leadership in their localities collaborate with their kith and kin in political leadership positions for obvious reasons invite bandits to visit their areas to unleash mayhem on the already helpless and impoverished indigenes. Those dare devils and their collaborators in the localities continue to pretend to be saints while systematically stabilizing the kidnap for ransom business, ethno-religious crisis or agitating for exit from the federation.

In most cases today, even armed robbers seems to be more humane and Godly than some renowned religious and political leaders that have brought tears and blood to the doorstep of the wretched. Imagine how public wealth is stolen with impunity. A greedy idiot who presided over the treasury of the country as Accountant-General of the Federation had the guts and courage to steal over N109billion. That Ahmed Idris of a beast deserves to be phased out from circulation for the good of our country. The situation is pathetic and sad!

Young men crave fame and riches. They register into cultism, acquire some strange powers for quick cash, get so rich and spend lavishly with so much obscenity, revel in being called “Big Boys” and end it all in a shocking and horrifying manner. They die just when the sun of their lives begin to rise, sunset before noon. A tragic end so to say and why?

Is, money- and its material benefits all that is to life? Does joy actually spring forth from the fountain of cash? Can illicit money buy happiness? The Holy Books enjoy us not to lay up for ourselves “treasures upon earth where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal……”

We still lay claim to our membership of the human community, but our sense of right and wrong is suspect. How do we halt the way we hurt ourselves? Why bend it when we should end it?

It is not that Nigeria had been crime free all along. No! It is far from it. Criminals have been with us for ages – and they will remain with us anyway- it is the heartless nature of today’s criminals that is worrisome as they battle to turn our world into a jungle in which there are no laws. All is fair. No fear.

Those men of the underworld whose stories sound like Hollywood scripts handled by first television producers and actors must be surprised at the way their bloody records are being shredded by our new gangsters, ethno-religious bandits, mobsters, fraudsters and tricksters.

Some flashback into the hall of infamy when I was a young crime reporter in the 80s in Lagos with the now rested Nationalist Newspaper. There was one Salami Bello Jaguda, a Lagos musician who found fulfillment in crime. So popular was he in the nefarious trade that his name became synonymous with armed robbery and theft. He quit the bloody stage for the dreaded self-styled Dr. Ishola Oyenusi (aka Dr. Rob and Kill) who reigned as told from 1965 – 1971. His first reported major operation was on Herbert Macaulay Street, Yaba, Lagos mainland where he snatched a car, killed the owner. Reason: His girlfriend was broke and needed money for her makeup.

As time went on, the day of reckoning came. Oyenusi was arrested, prosecuted and found guilty. Thousands watched excitedly as he was tied to the stake and executed by a firing squad on the Lagos Bar Beach. The spectators had come to confirm his much rumored invincibility.

Oyenusi, according to the myth possessed the power to be visible, invisible and invincible. Besides, his body was said to be impenetrable to bullets. It all turned out to be a myth. But the spectators confirmed that he was all smiles as the soldiers took position, awaiting the command, “fire”.

Oyenusi died a criminal. But his gang remained active, headed by his second-in-command Isiaka Busari (aka Mighty Joe), who killed many in a savagery that also crashed before a firing squad on the Bar Beach.

Horrible as it was, the Oyenusi saga had a redeeming feature. Kayode Williams, a member of the gang, later found Jesus Christ. He became the Bishop of the Christ Vessel of Grace Church and the Director-General of the Prison Rehabilitation Mission International (PREMI) after completing a 10-year jail term.

Army deserter Youpelle Dakuro was reputed to have masterminded the most vicious daylight robbery in Lagos in 1978. Babatunde Folorunsho, Lt. Oyazimo and Muhammed Kolomi were dreaded names then in Lagos. But their exploits were nothing compared to those of Lawrence Nomayogbon Anini (aka The Law) and his deputy, Monday Osunbor. They killed several policemen before fate caught up with them. Before he was executed on March 29, 1987, Anini wheelchair bound – one of his legs was amputated – sober and dejected, said of the fate that awaited him: “I am afraiding”. He also warned my excited colleagues (Photo-journalists) to stop feasting on him. “E don do now”, he said, waving his hand.

Those who thought the worse of the beasts had been seen off were proved wrong soon. Enter Shina Rambo. With Yemisi Akinsanmi alias Yemo and Tony “Montana” Ikiagwu, Rambo rumbled through the 90s. He was notorious for striking in several places at the same time, driving snatched exotic vehicles in a long convoy all the way from Lagos to Cotonou, Republic of Benin.

Okwudili Ndiwe (aka Derico Nwamama) held Onitsha, Anambra State’s commercial city, and other parts of the East by the throat early 2000. A former “area boy” and pick pocket, he became the most dreaded gangster of his bloody time, smashing banks at will. The police on August 1, 2013 gunned down Abiodun Egunjobi (aka Abbey Godogodo), who reportedly killed scores of policemen. His arsenal included 60 AK 47 rifles, which the police recovered. He reigned for 14 solid years.

Henry Chibueze (aka Vampire), who terrorized Imo and neighboring states, fell in March 2017. His gang was said to have murdered no fewer than 200 people, including the victims of the 2013 bloodshed in Igando on the outskirts of Lagos, among them his girlfriend, her expectant sister and their children.

Ruthless and brutal Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike (aka Evans) is currently in jail for a coordinated kidnapping offence of the rich and collecting ransom in foreign currencies. The police described him as Nigeria’s “cleverest” kidnapper who evaded arrest for seven years by using 126 mobile phone SIM cards.

Five Nigerians were arrested the other day in the United Arab Emirates after smashing their way into a currency exchange shop, injuring the staff and carting away some cash. Their fate hanged in the balance.

In the Northern part of Nigeria, Boko Haram seems to be yielding the headlines to herdsmen/farmers clashes, banditry and pockets of ethno-religious crises steadily rocking Plateau, Taraba, Benue and the southern axis of Kaduna State where frustrated tribal warlords preach hate and beat drums of baseless wars that retards progress, erodes unity and shatters brotherliness. Their dreams are not the dreams of reality but drama shows.

By the way, where the hell is the loudmouthed Abubakar Shekau who disturbed the peace of Nigeria? Now, the new criminals have no name; they are simply lumped together as bandits operating in different locations.

Why are they killing In Kaduna, Niger, Zamfara, Katsina, Sokoto and Nasarawa and parts of Plateau States where the Federal Government has banned mining activities? Why are those, sophisticated guns used by bandits coming from? Who exactly are those gangsters behind the series of ethno-religious crisis rocking Plateau and Taraba States? Are they more powerful and sophisticated than our governments? Why has it taken this long – and many lives of innocent Nigerians, including women and children to think of reining in these murderers no matter their societal status?

The other day, former Defence Minister General Mansur Dan Ali, an indigene of the embattled Zamfara State had accused some traditional rulers of aiding criminals, leaking information on security moves to curtail them. He could have done more to flush out the bandits but lacked the capacity despite the opportunity at his disposal. Any monarch who fuels any bloodshed does not deserve any respect but a criminal treatment. He should be seized like a common criminal and brought to justice.

Most of the wealthy men, women and the influential ones have since fled the Kaduna – Abuja highway for fear of being kidnapped for ransom. Train ride is no more preferred. Natives in Bashar District of Wase Local Government Area of Plateau State were sleeping with their two eyes widely opened for fear of unwanted visit by bandits. Parts of Kanam Local Government Area of Plateau State, was attacked by bandits and over 100 lives lost. Kajuru, Kaduna State residents are crying for safety. Batsari local government residents in Katsina State are crying for solution. Cultists are striking daily in Rivers State. Kidnappers have just let go of several celebrated personalities.

Honestly, the government should start to go after the big masquerades behind these evil ventures including political thuggery that is taking a more catastrophic dimension. Look at how the woman leader of PDP in Kogi state was forced to death by hoodlums. This should be part of the “tough decisions” we expect not the sudden removal of fuel subsidy.

Nigerians are dying in droves from their inhumanity and it appears the situation is defying all applied solutions. Should we then be allowed to defend ourselves in our own ways? Our defence will come through a well coordinated revolution or through the ballot box. Anyone associated with the present government in power, deserves compulsory retirement from politics for glaring failure to rescue the country. Enough should be enough!

And now, the Gods are offended it seems. We had corona virus that claimed lives on daily basis. Lassa fever also visited, and now Anthrax is threatening us while kidnappers and their most senior accomplice in crime and destruction, the almighty corruption are here destroying Nigeria steadily. It is a typical case of suffering and smiling while the thieving elites enjoy the drama.

Nigeria, which way out? Should we subscribe to a bloodless or bloody revolution as remedy or which way do we go in the hands of our undertakers? Is the Republic of Niger solution the best for our thieving politicians and their collaborators the best option? I suggest so!

Muhammad is a commentator on national issues

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