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August 5, 2026 - 11:57 AM

Do You Have Cooks or Crooks Out There?  

When those who’re supposed to be cooks

are in fact avid crooks, awful are the looks!

The state doesn’t augur well for the famished

because crooks are in the habit and business

of nourishing, serving and spoiling themselves.

That’s what they are good at and fixated with.

 

They’re caught with dirty hands in the cookie jar.

Do they care? Fortification is their inspiration.

You know they’re doing something forbidden.

It reminds you of the story of a stealth monkey

whose hands got jammed in a jar of nice little nuts

because it insatiably rejected to let go of the handful

to pull its hand back out. Only now that’s not fictional.

 

Cooks feel for their clients, crude crooks don’t.

They ignore the youth who succumb to hunger.

They hardly plant seeds of love, obligation,

fertility and prosperity. Souls who trustingly

or dimly cheer them, celebrate famishment.

A seed of greed scorns sharing, parity and health.

It delights in deceit, discrimination and dominance.

 

Crooks don’t seem to eat their fill in spite

of the excess they consume and cash.

They don’t feel the heat in the kitchen.

They feel the longing to cook and crook

more and more for the rest of their lives.

They feel entitled, distinct and ordained

to aid no one else but their bellies and bags.

 

When crooks are cooks, thieving outdoes

culinary, their sticky fingers are in the pot!

Kleptomaniac appetites and performances

are normalized, gastronomic output is ignored.

 

They scarcely feel the heat in the kitchen.

They feel comfort and control, fatty returns

and care they have for their kin and cronies.

They will do all to guard their looted dishes.

 

A familiar family affair, an inner circle feast.

Hunger and starvation outside the kitchen,

they don’t feel, for they assist themselves.

When crooks are cooks, there’s no fulfilment.

It’s a recipe for foolery, frustration and famine.

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