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September 28, 2025 - 9:46 PM

Which Government Agency Approved Her Toto?

About a year ago after I had written critically on a similar subject matter, I made a strong-willed decision to turn a blind eye to erotic issues and starve them of the ink of my ever flowing pen. My decision was hinged on the permutation that my generation surreptitiously moved nyansh, breast, penis and v@gina from the department of “Private Part” to that of the always bubbling “Public Part”. For me, there was no need to harp on the subject since people have decided to publicly trade what they have in-between their legs, behind their backs and on their chest. Afterall, ‘it’s their body and they have every right to do with it what they please’. Even when Moyo’s “boring” sexual escapades littered the streets of social media, I was tempted to jump on the trend to conscientize the populace on certain thoughts that breezed into my head but was retrained by my earlier decision.

However, I’m under necessity to come out of retirement and harp on a disturbing trend. Sadly, I’m writing from a sick bed but the desire to x-ray this issue is stronger than the illness I feel in my body.

A day ago, I was fraternizing on the X app, formerly known as Twitter when I came across a disturbing video of a middle-aged woman who was advertising her thick product. That wasn’t my first time of seeing such but this time, I couldn’t look away.

In the video, the woman, who opened her legs widely, showing her semi-white pant and thrusting her waist seductively in demonstration of how ‘she will give it to her client,’ could be heard saying “sweet toto, this is how I will give it to you. Thick pomo, it will give you long life.” While giving out her number, and categorically stating that she is not a scammer, she added that her toto is “Government Approved”. She, however, clarified that she is into ‘online knack’.

Not until that moment, I didn’t know that the government has established an agency that vets and approves ‘vagina’ for commercial purpose. Perhaps I am the only one in Jerusalem who is not aware of this development. Obviously, that was her marketing strategy but roping the government into one’s wokeness should have drastic consequences.

While it is true that people have the right to do with their lives what they please, such must be done within the ambit of the law and the purview of societal values. It is solely one’s decision to trade one’s body for commercial purpose but constituting a nuisance while doing so, should not be tolerated.

I cannot understand how a woman in her late 30s or early 40s can publicly advertise her ‘thick pomo’ and the rest of the people are cheering her on and telling her ‘do you, girl’. Some will be quick to say that there are no jobs and that is the only thing she could get to earn a living. That is okay but please do it professionally and stop constituting a nuisance on the street. What is even more baffling to me is that able-bodied men, people’s sons, brothers, husbands, uncles and fathers will stealthily collect her number and patronize her. How exactly do you pay someone who is miles away to open her body for you through phone to sexualize while you’re in your house? What sexual satisfaction do people really get from that? What exactly is the colour of Gen-Z’s problem? Someone should help me with Oraimo cord.

I personally cannot fathom how we degenerated to a point of undermining societal values and the rest of the people will cheer you on instead of rebuking such a fellow.

A content creator will meet a random girl on the street and after asking a few questions that have no value to the human race, he will conclude the session with “kiss or grab” and the mumu will say ‘grab’ and baba will excitedly press nyansh, feeling good. For how long will this wokeness be allowed to thrive in the society unabated?

You go on social media and the place is littered with sexual related contents and you will be wondering if ‘na only nack we come this life come nack’.

I have always maintained that this concept of ‘do what makes you happy’ that this generation is pushing is a destructive concept. A fellow cannot be moving on the trajectory of wokeness and you’re cheering him on to do what makes him happy. How can one be doing what poses threat to others’ lives, what constitutes nuisance, what is contributing to moral bankruptcy and you’re cheering the person on to do what makes him/her happy? You don’t do what makes you happy, you do what is right.

It is high time the government started clamping down on these wokeness that undermine societal values. We cannot continue to tolerate these actions that are aggressively sending our morals into extinction. Everyone must learn to exercise their rights within the ambits of the law and the purview of societal values and morals.

If you don’t have a family member that is disgracing your family on social media, you don’t know what God has done for you – be thankful. I ask again, is there any agency of government that is saddled with the responsibility of ‘Approving Toto’ for commercial purpose?

 

Stanley Ugagbe is a Social Commentator. He can be reached on ugagbestanley@gmail.com

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