Of Worst Empires and Umpires

If it’s not Nigeria, it’s Venezuela, the bait and curse: their oil

reserves. Their crime. What you think is yours, isn’t. Just toil

for nothing. What choice do you have? Can you foil the sick ploys

of the eagle? The eagle is a lurker and, in his eyes, you’re all dizzy boys!

Some of you don’t even exist, if you do, you’re chicks or shitholes. Empire,

please mind your words! You bite hands that feed you. Globe’s self-styled umpire.