British politician blames his marriage problems on affair with an alien


Labour councilor Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby in Whitby Town council, said that not only has he fathered a child alien named Zarka, but that his “real mother” is an alien too.

The driving instructor, who has three children with his human wife, said that his out of this world affair occurs with his alien “Queen Cat” about four times a year. He also said that his alien relationship is causing marital problems.

“My wife found out about it and she was very unhappy, obviously,” Parkes said. “That caused some problems, but my affair is not on a human level, so I do not believe I am doing something bad,” he also said.

“What happens is that the alien takes my hands and I’ll say ‘I’m ready’, then, with technology I do not understand, we fly in spacecraft orbiting the earth,” he explained.

He explained that his real mother is a green alien with eight fingers that is nine feet high. Parkes also told a television news station about his first time he was lifted from his bed by an alien.


“There are a lot of people in my position who do not choose to come out and say that because they are terrified it will destroy their careers,” he said.

Parkes, who was also a councilor for Hackney in the 1990s, said his experiences with aliens does not hamper his ability to serve the public.
Parkes said that he is followed and watched by aliens, and that he was he will never be hurt.



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