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November 1, 2026 - 7:14 AM

When it rains, Nigerians only think of sex – Table Shaker

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Popular Table Shaker, Reno Omokri has bemoaned the aggressive expansion of the Nigerian population.

In a post on Facebook, the former Presidential aide expressed worry that Nigerians usually capitalize on cold weather when it rains to copulate.

“Our fastest growing industry is population explosion. When it rains, our people vex! The next thing is sex! You know what comes next. Meanwhile, other nations see rain as a productive time for mechanised agriculture. Am I lying?”

He went further to state that poverty is ravaging the nation because many people don’t invest in the right things. “Many people who have never invested in a book will spend their money on booze and still wonder why they are not as rich as people who read and apply what they read.

“Take our nation. We have one of the world’s largest breweries yet have very, very few libraries! It is the same thing with industry. We have the world’s largest churches (Google it), and hardly any industry”.

He stated the following as reasons why people are poor:

· Marry even when you don’t have a job or business

· Have kids anyhow because they are God’s gift, and God will provide

· Start going to church, not for the love of God, but in search of ‘miracle’ money

· Pray for money and mistake laziness for faith

· Give your many children limited education

· Wait for them to grow and repeat the poverty cycle by pressuring them to marry when they have no job or business

Omokri added that lack of money is not the cause of poverty. “Lack of ideas is the reason for poverty. Because money follows ideas”.

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